
The Real Mother Goose
Rhymes: As round as an apple, as deep as a cup,...
The Real Mother Goose
Ages 3–5 · 19 min
As round as an apple, as deep as a cup, And all the king's horses can't fill it up.
COFFEE AND TEA
As round as an apple, as deep as a cup, And all the king's horses can't fill it up.
COFFEE AND TEA
Molly, my sister and I fell out, And what do you think it was all about? She loved coffee and I loved tea, And that was the reason we couldn't agree.
PUSSY-CAT MEW
Pussy-cat Mew jumped over a coal, And in her best petticoat burnt a great hole. Poor Pussy's weeping, she'll have no more milk Until her best petticoat's mended with silk.
THE LITTLE GIRL WITH A CURL
There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead; When she was good, she was very, very good, And when she was bad she was horrid.
Friday night's dream, on Saturday told, Is sure to come true, be it never so old.
A COCK AND BULL STORY
The cock's on the housetop blowing his horn; The bull's in the barn a-threshing of corn; The maids in the meadows are making of hay; The ducks in the river are swimming away.
You shall have an apple, YOU shall have a plum, You shall have a rattle, When papa comes home.
As I walked by myself, And talked to myself, Myself said unto me: "Look to thyself, Take care of thyself, For nobody cares for thee."
I answered myself, And said to myself In the selfsame repartee: "Look to thyself, Or not look to thyself, The selfsame thing will be."
OVER THE WATER
Over the water, and over the sea, And over the water to Charley, I'll have none of your nasty beef, Nor I'll have none of your barley; But I'll have some of your very best flour To make a white cake for my Charley.
CANDLE-SAVING
To make your candles last for aye, You wives and maids give ear-O! To put them out's the only way, Says honest John Boldero.
FEARS AND TEARS
Tommy's tears and Mary's fears Will make them old before their years.
THE KILKENNY CATS
There were once two cats of Kilkenny. Each thought there was one cat too many; So they fought and they fit, And they scratched and they bit, Till, excepting their nails, And the tips of their tails, Instead of two cats, there weren't any.
OLD GRIMES
Old Grimes is dead, that good old man, We ne'er shall see him more; He used to wear a long brown coat All buttoned down before.
A WEEK OF BIRTHDAYS
Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for its living, But the child that's born on the Sabbath day Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Black within and red without; Four corners round about.
Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home! Your house is on fire, your children all gone, All but one, and her name is Ann, And she crept under the pudding pan.
THE MAN WHO HAD NAUGHT
There was a man and he had naught, And robbers came to rob him; He crept up to the chimney pot, And then they thought they had him.
But he got down on t'other side, And then they could not find him; He ran fourteen miles in fifteen days, And never looked behind him.
THE TAILORS AND THE SNAIL
Four and Twenty tailors Went to kill a snail; The best man among them Durst not touch her tail; She put out her horns Like a little Kyloe cow. Run, tailors, run, or She'll kill you all e'en now.
AROUND THE GREEN GRAVEL
Around the green gravel the grass grows green, And all the pretty maids are plain to be seen; Wash them with milk, and clothe them with silk, And write their names with a pen and ink.
INTERY, MINTERY
Intery, mintery, cutery corn, Apple seed and apple thorn; Wire, brier, limber-lock, Five geese in a flock, Sit and sing by a spring, O-u-t, and in again.
CAESAR'S SONG
Bow-wow-wow! Whose dog art thou? Little Tom Tinker's dog, Bow-wow-wow!
AS I WAS GOING ALONG
As I was going along, along, A-singing a comical song, song, song, The lane that I went was so long, long, long, And the song that I sang was so long, long, long, And so I went singing along.
HECTOR PROTECTOR
Hector Protector was dressed all in green; Hector Protector was sent to the Queen. The Queen did not like him, No more did the King; So Hector Protector was sent back again.
BILLY, BILLY
"Billy, Billy, come and play, While the sun shines bright as day."
"Yes, my Polly, so I will, For I love to please you still."
"Billy, Billy, have you seen Sam and Betsy on the green?"
"Yes, my Poll, I saw them pass, Skipping o'er the new-mown grass."
"Billy, Billy, come along, And I will sing a pretty song."
ROCK-A-BYE, BABY
Rock-a-bye, baby, thy cradle is green; Father's a nobleman, mother's a queen; And Betty's a lady, and wears a gold ring; And Johnny's a drummer, and drums for the king.
THE MAN IN THE WILDERNESS
The man in the wilderness Asked me How many strawberries Grew in the sea. I answered him As I thought good, As many as red herrings Grew in the wood.
LITTLE JACK HORNER
Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Eating of Christmas pie: He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, "What a good boy am I!"
THE BIRD SCARER
Away, birds, away! Take a little and leave a little, And do not come again; For if you do, I will shoot you through, And there will be an end of you.
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