
The Real Mother Goose
Rhymes: Ye parents who have children dear,...
The Real Mother Goose
Ages 3–5 · 20 min
Ye parents who have children dear, And ye, too, who have none, If you would keep them safe abroad Pray keep them safe at home.
CROSS PATCH
Ye parents who have children dear, And ye, too, who have none, If you would keep them safe abroad Pray keep them safe at home.
CROSS PATCH
Cross patch, draw the latch, Sit by the fire and spin; Take a cup and drink it up, Then call your neighbors in.
THE OLD WOMAN UNDER A HILL
There was an old woman Lived under a hill; And if she's not gone, She lives there still.
TWEEDLE-DUM AND TWEEDLE-DEE
Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee Resolved to have a battle, For Tweedle-dum said Tweedle-dee Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew by a monstrous crow, As big as a tar barrel, Which frightened both the heroes so, They quite forgot their quarrel.
Dear, dear! what can the matter be? Two old women got up in an apple-tree; One came down, and the other stayed till Saturday.
OLD MOTHER GOOSE
Old Mother Goose, when She wanted to wander, Would ride through the air On a very fine gander.
LITTLE JUMPING JOAN
Here am I, little jumping Joan, When nobody's with me I'm always alone.
PAT-A-CAKE
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Baker's man! So I do, master, As fast as I can.
Pat it, and prick it, And mark it with T, Put it in the oven For Tommy and me.
MONEY AND THE MARE
"Lend me thy mare to ride a mile." "She is lamed, leaping over a stile."
"Alack! and I must keep the fair! I'll give thee money for thy mare."
"Oh, oh! say you so? Money will make the mare to go!"
ROBIN REDBREAST
Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a tree, Up went Pussy-Cat, down went he, Down came Pussy-Cat, away Robin ran, Says little Robin Redbreast: "Catch me if you can!"
Little Robin Redbreast jumped upon a spade, Pussy-Cat jumped after him, and then he was afraid. Little Robin chirped and sang, and what did Pussy say? Pussy-Cat said: "Mew, mew, mew," and Robin flew away.
A MELANCHOLY SONG
Trip upon trenchers, And dance upon dishes, My mother sent me for some barm, some barm; She bid me go lightly, And come again quickly, For fear the young men should do me some harm. Yet didn't you see, yet didn't you see, What naughty tricks they put upon me? They broke my pitcher And spilt the water, And huffed my mother, And chid her daughter, And kissed my sister instead of me.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick.
GOING TO ST. IVES
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER
Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November; February has twenty-eight alone, All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting leap-year, that's the time When February's days are twenty-nine.
BABY DOLLY
Hush, baby, my dolly, I pray you don't cry, And I'll give you some bread, and some milk by-and-by; Or perhaps you like custard, or, maybe, a tart, Then to either you're welcome, with all my heart.
A swarm of bees in May Is worth a load of hay; A swarm of bees in June Is worth a silver spoon; A swarm of bees in July Is not worth a fly.
COME OUT TO PLAY
Girls and boys, come out to play, The moon doth shine as bright as day; Leave your supper, and leave your sleep, And come with your playfellows into the street. Come with a whoop, come with a call, Come with a good will or not at all. Up the ladder and down the wall, A half-penny roll will serve us all. You find milk, and I'll find flour, And we'll have a pudding in half an hour.
IF WISHES WERE HORSES
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side. And if "ifs" and "ands" Were pots and pans, There'd be no work for tinkers!
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig. Home again, home again, jiggety jig. To market, to market, to buy a fat hog, Home again, home again, jiggety jog. To market, to market, to buy a plum bun, Home again, home again, market is done.
OLD CHAIRS TO MEND
If I'd as much money as I could spend, I never would cry old chairs to mend; Old chairs to mend, old chairs to mend; I never would cry old chairs to mend.
If I'd as much money as I could tell, I never would cry old clothes to sell; Old clothes to sell, old clothes to sell; I never would cry old clothes to sell.
ROBIN AND RICHARD
Robin and Richard were two pretty men, They lay in bed till the clock struck ten; Then up starts Robin and looks at the sky, "Oh, brother Richard, the sun's very high! You go before, with the bottle and bag, And I will come after on little Jack Nag."
A MAN AND A MAID
There was a little man, Who wooed a little maid, And he said, "Little maid, will you wed, wed, wed? I have little more to say, So will you, yea or nay, For least said is soonest mended-ded, ded, ded."
The little maid replied, "Should I be your little bride, Pray what must we have for to eat, eat, eat? Will the flame that you're so rich in Light a fire in the kitchen? Or the little god of love turn the spit, spit, spit?"
HERE GOES MY LORD
Here goes my lord A trot, a trot, a trot, a trot, Here goes my lady A canter, a canter, a canter, a canter!